Now I'm not going to tell you which list is which, but I'm pretty sure its kinda obvious unless you belong on my hate list.




1. Right wing pundits

2. Hockey elitists

3. Will Smith movies

4. Derisive people (aka super assholes)

5. Sexist commercials (eg AXE/LYNX, I hope every single guy who likes those ads has daughters that are subject to sexism and repeated objectification)

6. Keyboard keys that get stuck and fuck everything up

7. Idiots who think childrens cartoons turn kids gay (see 1)

8. Selfish-ass bitches who can't even think about anyone else and then make inappropriate comments about things that have long since past

9. Animal abuse

10. People who leave their lights on during the day

11. Music snobs

12. People who take themselves way to seriously, lighten up tool

13. Songs on albums that all sound the same and you're sitting there going 'wtf? I'm on song 6?? I thought this was song 2'

or alternatively

14. Unnecessarily long songs that suck, which results in 'wtf?! I'm only on song 2? I thought I was on song 14?'

15. Cover songs that sound EXACTLY like the original but with better production quality (few exceptions)




1. Russian Hockey Players

2. European aesthetics

3. Batman Movies

4. Blue nailpolish

5. Old people that are approaching you and have totally pre-judged you but then give the old person 'I was wrong' look when you smile at them politely

6. Asking people leading questions about imponderable topics

7. Edward Norton & Robert Downey Jr.

8. Being awesome all the time

9. Watching big-ass spiders decapitate shit on youtube

10. Boxhead 2 (check that out, great way to waste anytime)

11. 'I'm Old Gregg'

12. Bad haircuts happening to dumb people

13. People who will undoubtedly wake up one day and realize they've wasted their life

14. People using internet slang outside of the internet (especially when its done seriously without any hint of sarcasm or cheekiness)

15. Perfectly, unopened stationary sets, note pads, envelopes, etc (OCD much?)


NOTE** Wow I'm really pimpin youtube today* perhaps an endorsement in the future?