Things I [Fucking Hate] + Things That [Rock Balls]
Journal Entry: Thu Jun 19, 2008, 12:05 PM
- Mood:
Suggestive - Listening to: Chemical Brothers
- Reading: The Man Who Laughs (check that shizz online yo)
- Watching: Hockey Highlights on Youtube (wow I'm cool)
- Eating: Beta-carotene in Carrot Form
Now I'm not going to tell you which list is which, but I'm pretty sure its kinda obvious unless you belong on my hate list.
1. Right wing pundits
2. Hockey elitists
3. Will Smith movies
4. Derisive people (aka super assholes)
5. Sexist commercials (eg AXE/LYNX, I hope every single guy who likes those ads has daughters that are subject to sexism and repeated objectification)
6. Keyboard keys that get stuck and fuck everything up
7. Idiots who think childrens cartoons turn kids gay (see 1)
8. Selfish-ass bitches who can't even think about anyone else and then make inappropriate comments about things that have long since past
9. Animal abuse
10. People who leave their lights on during the day
11. Music snobs
12. People who take themselves way to seriously, lighten up tool
13. Songs on albums that all sound the same and you're sitting there going 'wtf? I'm on song 6?? I thought this was song 2'
or alternatively
14. Unnecessarily long songs that suck, which results in 'wtf?! I'm only on song 2? I thought I was on song 14?'
15. Cover songs that sound EXACTLY like the original but with better production quality (few exceptions)
1. Russian Hockey Players
2. European aesthetics
3. Batman Movies
4. Blue nailpolish
5. Old people that are approaching you and have totally pre-judged you but then give the old person 'I was wrong' look when you smile at them politely
6. Asking people leading questions about imponderable topics
7. Edward Norton & Robert Downey Jr.
8. Being awesome all the time
9. Watching big-ass spiders decapitate shit on youtube
10. Boxhead 2 (check that out, great way to waste anytime)
11. 'I'm Old Gregg'
12. Bad haircuts happening to dumb people
13. People who will undoubtedly wake up one day and realize they've wasted their life
14. People using internet slang outside of the internet (especially when its done seriously without any hint of sarcasm or cheekiness)
15. Perfectly, unopened stationary sets, note pads, envelopes, etc (OCD much?)
NOTE** Wow I'm really pimpin youtube today* perhaps an endorsement in the future?
Devious Comments
I love your Abstract Techniques!
:: swoons with Joy ::
Kee It Up :3
Lol Of Coarse the church you walked by made it Ten Times more famous :3
Im glad you liked it :3
--
aishite mo ii kai? yureru yoru ni
aragamama de ii yo matto fukaku
kurushii kurai ni nareta kuchibiru ga tokeau hodoni
boku wa...kimi no...vanilla
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What do you think?
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